So You Want To Go To That Opening Movie Alone or Somehow You End Up That Way.. Here is #5 Rules That Would Tell You ..Why That Is Such A Good Idea..

so its opening night for Harry Potter... or Transformers..or  Twilight...

and um.. you have no one to go with or..you bought your tickets 2 months ago while your friends got theirs 3 weeks ago..meaning you gona be there..in different rooms...kinda of alone(yea I meant me)...

is Joey The  Film Geek: 5 Rules on why going alone is such a great idea..

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I know that it's not the hippest thing in the world to do, but I go to the movies alone a lot. Sure, while I have a girlfriend, we go together all the time, but she's gotta follow my five basic rules which are:

• RULE # 1 - There is to be no talking during the movie or the movie trailers. It's fine to briefly talk BETWEEN the movie trailers to say something like, "we're definitely gonna see that," or "you're gonna see that one alone," but other than that, no talking.
  
  
  
  
  
• RULE # 2 - We gotta be about a half hour early. Why? Because of the "just in case" factor. Just in case it's crowded, just in case the time was wrong in the newspaper, just in case she's gotta pee... and I wanna pick the seats, not settle for first row against the wall.
  
  
  
  
  
• RULE # 3 - What's everyone's obsession with eating at the theater? Fine, if the person I go to the movies with wants popcorn, I won't bitch... as long as we're making good time. Otherwise, that's another line to wait in, lessening the chances of us getting a decent seat. By the way, call me an asshole, but if a girl asks me to get her food or a drink while the movie is playing, I'll laugh in her face.
  
  
  
  
  
• RULE # 4 - No getting up to use the bathroom. Okay, I'll admit that this rule is a bit harsh, but it's SO distracting! And I hate that whole "what did I miss?" thing. You shoulda peed before the movie started. Or better yet, you shouldn't have ordered that huge Coke that was so big, people were swimming in it. And I don't care if it was only ten cents more than the medium.
  
  
  
  
  
• RULE # 5 - No making out or feeling me up during the movie. Aside from being very "high school," it's annoying. There's a time and a place for everything, and the movie theater ain't the place to get down and dirty. Well, unless the movie's really, really bad.
  
  
  

There's been a couple of times where I've gone to the movies with a big group of friends. I usually end up sitting away from them, even if they invited me. They would bitch at me afterwards, but I never understood why. They knew the kinda person I was.

Reading the above rules, it's no wonder that I go to the movies alone, eh? Well, those who are like me understand where I'm coming from. I've gone to the movies plenty of times with people who are the same way. Well, except for rule #3 and rule #4. I'm alone on those. The best person that I go to the movies with is my buddy AJ (though he constantly breaks rule #3), my friend and former roommate (we used to have that "we're not gay" seating arrangement where there was always an empty seat between us). Also, the few times I go to the movies with my mother, she does a good job of obeying the rules. Actually, she was the one who kinda taught me rules 1, 3, and 4. All of my girlfriends were good. Of course, a couple had to be TAUGHT the rules. One of 'em was feeling me up during "Batman Returns." A DEFINITE no-no. Especially during a Tim Burton movie. Pure insanity, right? 

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great list right?

but hey chances are if your going to the opening night, its gona be total mayhem.. meaning one man for himself...and most likely the people who are also their are Twi-Hards or Harry Potter-hards. lmao.. or whatever meaning that you're bound to meet people or at least encounter people before or after the film. However, if you havent read the book first.. I suggest bringing an iPod because oh do people love to spoil movies when their is free time. 

10 Things To Hate About College

so I haven't posted in one whole month..
but don't blame me, blame this forced institutional society that swears I need 4yrs of not learning to be worth something.. I mean look at the people in the 50s...they were survivors.. they completed high school if they were lucky.. but sometimes they only had as high as 8th grade education and they help industrialize America.. they lived happy lives .. they had jobs.. and many of them didn't need 4 years of extra school to do it.
What is college anyway? well let me give you a definition... College is paying other people to read to you, what you can read yourself. How do I figure this? I took an independent studies class one summer on Beginner Psychology, and this is one of the only times I can say I learned something.. and I could still tell you what Plato's Cave and Milgram Experiments were about...
Remember high schoolers, life only goes down from here, after college their is real life..and its not a MTV reality show(i.e Hills,The City)... so hold on to you Miley Cyruses, Jonas, and Harry Potter because this there is nothing exciting after...(cause here I am 21 trying to discover all 3)

1. Facebook Stalkers -one year people were calling me out by name..I felt famous, and scared
   



2. Bitter teachers who want to suck the life out of your major just because they didn't become what they wanted(okay that was harsh..)



3. 7am class (hey you signed up for it. Yeah, I know, that's the only time they offered it. Even worse when combined with #2)



4. 3 People to a Dorm Room (hey, give me some space) or an apartment, hate my roomies, well just one.. she swears she'll die if their isnt a party in this apartment everynight.. its like watching a dog walk on its hindlegs.
   



5. $120 Math/Chemistry/Marketing Books (and the new version comes out at the end of the term, which means you can't sell it back)



6. Long walks between Classes and you can't drive it because their is NO parking
   



7. Shitty Meal Plans (you pay $1,300 a semester for what? dog food..Purina cat chow looks better)



8. Prerequisites (nobody likes taking classes they have to take, especially when they have nothing to do with the class it takes to get to the class you need)



9. Having to do Homework or Studying for more hours than you sleep (mostly everyone is on Adderall but if you're not, you have to actually work for it )



10. RA's who do too much or RA's who don't do shit

yea so I stop blogging.. but not in totally.. In fact I have 3 other blogs going in full force with 30 post a day, per blog.However,I will come back to this one, I have to do "the hot boys"countdown again and it will be one to remember I left Twitter for a month but I'll be back for the New Moon.. by that I mean Twilight. I'm a Twi-Hard and twitter was spoiling my movie groove.. So everyone go to see Twilight ,the best $10 bucks you'll spend...
11.20.09
and if you wanna see my other blogs click the link
myroomiswhite
redlipstickjungle
jesus christsuperst*r
i think i'm gona change the layout on here, but I don't have the time to learn HTML right now.
FML

Top 15 Stripper Songs Vol.3

of course somethin sexual would be my top most visited
post.. so lets keep it going...

1. Spread Your Love - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

2. Crawl - Kings of Leon

3. No Heaven-DJ Champion

4. My Propeller - Arctic Monkeys

5. Resistance-Muse

6. Good Times Gonna Come - Aqualung

7. Werewolf - Cat Power

8. She Wolf-Shakira

9. Meddle (Ebola Mix)-Little Boots

10. Nude (Rac Mix) - Radiohead

11. Boom-Anjulie

12. Something About Us - Daft Punk

13. Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

14. Sex Bomb - Spinnerette

15. For Our Elegant Castle-Of Montreal

16. O Shot-The Gay Blades

17.Lay It Down(Golden Filter Mix)-Peter Bjorn & John

18.Circus-Britney Spears

19.In The Moonlight(Do Me)-Dylan (omg you have to watch Modern Family to understand!)

20.In for the Kill (Skream's Let's Get Ravey Remix)-La Roux

How To Have A Lovely Day in 10 easy steps

oo look its a happy list

30 Top Songs Played In My iPod Right Now...

um.. I'm supposed to be studying butttt....

1.Nirvana-Come As You Are
2.Elevator Fight(Zoe Kravitz)-Broke Glass
3.Polly Scattergood-Please Don't Touch (Golden Filter Mix)
4.Girl In A Coma-Their Cell
5.Artic Monkeys-My Propeller
6.The Rolling Stones-Gimme Shelter
7.Kim Zoliack-Tardy For The Party (yes i know..whatever)
8.Spinnerette-Ghetto Love
9.Joan Jett-Crimson and Clover
10.Thunderheist-Jerk It
11.Little Boots-Meddle (Ebola Mix)
12. Anjulie-Boom
13.Michael Jackson-Human Nature
14.Michael Jackson-Scream
15.Robert Pattinson-Let Me Sign
16.Figurines-Ambush
17.Jeremih-Imma Star
18.Interpol-Public Pervert
19.The Moody Blues-Nights In White Satin
20.Bat For Lashes-The Big Sleep
21.Muse-Resistance
22.Dev0-Be Stiff
23.The Four Tops-I'll Be There
24.Kings of Leon-Crawl
25.3Oh3 feat Katy Perry-Starstrukk
26.Cadence Weapon-Oliver Square
27.Nirvana-Lithium
28.Blonde Rehead-Misery Is A Butterfly
29.The Killers-The World We Live In
30.Splendora-You're Standing On My Neck(Daria Theme)
*BONUS* 31.The Yeah Yeahs-Heads Will Roll

okay back to fake studying

Fashion Things I Plan To Buy In A Few Days

(no photos --too much work lol)

1.boyfriend blazer
2.stripped black & white knit sweater(coco chanel inspired)
3.black nailpolish
4.platform black shoes
5.headband + bow
6.studded jewelry(bought!)
7.fake david yurman ring(bought!)
8.striped leotard via american apparel
9.black tights
10.black tube skirt
12.black ankle combat boots
13.Nirvana shirt
14.Rolling Stones shirt
15.spiked bracelet
16.AC/DC shirt
17.Mad Men's black dress
18.Teen Vogue handbook
19.Acting for Dummies
20.5 Language European Translator

notice everything in this list is black or silver(jewelry)
black is the new black...and always will be ..lol

16 Fall Fashion Must Haves....pt.1

here we go...
(these are based off my observation of blogs, however I live in the south ,so while the people in NYC may have been doing this, we are just catching up)

1.The Boyfriend Blazer

in 2004 blazers went hard.. and now their back.. but in a subtle form..
take any regular outfit and make it chic by adding a nice little blazer over it.

2.Headbands


yes, they're still here, and I think they will last longer...by next summer they will be replaced

3.Sterling Silver



nothing says earth and purity like sterling silver...especially sterling silver rings...

4.Black Nails

is it me? or do you too feel high fashion when you wear black nails? the goths & emos have been copied(sorry guys) and now trickle up to the fashion world. With black nails you can wear it with anything --why?because black is the new black..

5.Scarfs

..and it doesn't even have to be cold.. and I don't mean those Pakistani scarfs,those are so last seasons but just a nice regular scarf, but in bright reds,purples,greens...

6.Floral Print

Floral pritns made a comeback from the God awful 90s to this Spring.. and its not over yet....(however Katy Perry beat you to the punch a year ago) ...you may not be able to wear that beautiful sleeves sundress(unless you wanna catch a cold), but a nice floral top and cardigan will do, however don't invest in florals too much, I don't expect this "trend" to last...

7.Rosaries

religion is popular in Hollywood, celebs wear Buddhas, catholic prayer bracelets, red Kabbalah strings.. and don't even believe(in what there wearing) so anyone can wear it, but if you would like to adorn yourself in greatness--a rosary is the way...

8.Plaid

came out in Spring 06...left for a while and made a super comeback in 2008...its been out so long that i'm sure the indie kids will drop it, then you will too...

9.The Leather Jacket


was leather ever out of style?well depends on how you wear it, but if you want to stand out...
something like leather makes you look so well put together

10.Peacoat/Scallop Coat/Just COATS people!



this one never gets old either, doesnt even need an introduction as if #9 did either...

11.The Michael Jackson Jacket

it wont last long, because The King was the only one that could wear, but for this short period
you can too...unless your Rihanna,Kanye, whoever.. you can wear it longer because rules don't apply to you guys...

12.Cardigan

add a dazzle to something simple, make an outfit say something completely different, and just wear one.. never gets old

13.Belts

at one point belts got outta hand, and the commonest of it-- brought down the property value

14.V-Necks

unisexed... makes you look hip,artsy, refined.. like you do more than watch tv and look at perezhilton.com all day..and the bigger the shirt, the bigger but lets not look like a nightgown either(p.s. girls with major boobage --this is not the look for you).I'm wearing one to my internship tomorrow

15.Ankle Boots/Booties

makes short skirts look not so short.. and regular into extraordinary.. and if you have skinny legs,makes them look proportionate

16.Vests

okay now i'm starting to rample into park to so I'll make this an uneven 16 and I didn't even get into hairstyles..oh well....
with the right vest you can look great,with the wrong one..you could end up looking like a waiter/waitress so make sure that it isn't too matchy matchy with your bottom..

part deux coming soon...

True Final Destination

A year ago I posted about the plane crash of Travis Barker & DJ A.M(9-20-08)...
and their survival
now i'm writing about the death of DJ A.M aka Adam Goldstein...
Death's List Keeps getting longer...
R.I.P
1973-2009
(also i guess R.I.P Aaliyah because she died August 25,2001 and happy bday Michael Jackson who 51st bday would be tomorrow)

School Started.....

New posts stops..
just kidding
just won't be as often?(like it was ever often in the first place)
however if you want to see regularly updated post
--well more of just images and quotes..
there
is my other blog,tumblelog thingy...

my room is white.

How To Know If You Are Dating A Loser?

How is Jon Gosselin getting so much a**? I didn’t think it was possible for America to transfer their sympathy from emasculated Jon to heinous shebeast Kate Gosselin, but it’s happened. He’s been boppin’ from bed to bed and taking his tramps all around the world. He’s really proving how lame he is. Don’t let a guy like him happen to you! Check out this list of telltale signs you’re dating a loser.

1. He Hates Whatever You Want To Do, But Doesn’t Have Anything Better: He complains about you dragging him out to a party, a store, anything that makes you happy. But what would he be doing if you didn’t make the plans?
2. Your Friends Don’t Like Him, And You Don’t Like His Friends: If you’ve banned his BFF from ever stepping foot in your house again, that’s a sign. But really, the writing on the wall is when the people you like to surround yourself with don’t like him.
3. He Lies All The Time, But He’s Still Not Good At It: You watch him bold-face lie to his friends and family and you know he does it to you too. What’s the point of having people into your life if you don’t want them to trust you?
4. He’s A Freeloader: Cheapskates are bad, freeloaders are worse. You know he could contribute, but he’s selfish and has an out-of-wack sense of entitlement.
5. Fashion (Non)Sense: His style is dumb and his clothes are always dirty. He doesn’t take care of himself. Plus, he acts like a child anytime he has to dress up and will avoid it at all costs.
6. He Won’t Try New Things: We’re all creatures of habit, but this guy just isn’t up for anything new. Heck, he’s probs been doing the same things since puberty.
7. He Corrects You A Lot: In private, in public, he doesn’t care. He thinks you’re wrong, all the time.
8. He Doesn’t Take Criticism: It’s funny, as much as he likes to dish it, he can’t take it. He thinks he’s perfect.
9. He Makes Fun Of Successful People: He never likes someone who is doing well ‘cause he’s jealous, obvi. Whether he’s dissing someone on TV or your new business contact, he just thinks no one is as cool as him.
10. Mother Dearest: His mother does his laundry or something else super crazy, and yet, he still rolls his eyes at her and treats her like she’s incompetent. Or worse yet, worships her to the point of hiding behind her and her arguments.
11. His Coworkers Hate Him: He can’t hold down a job and when he gets fired, no one cares.
12. He Points Out Hot Chicks Constantly: He talks to you like you’re his guy friend, but you’re not. Sure, you can appreciate that there are good-looking ladies other than you out there. But he should shut his damn mouth.

(via thefrisky.com)

9 Fashion Icons Part Uno

I started this list officially one year ago and never finished...

and now I'm just going to re-do it with out the "commentary"
fashion icons I happen to loveeeeee...
maybe you do to?
(no particular order)

1.Alexa Chung

2.Vanessa Hudgens

3.Zoe Kravitz

4.Rihanna Fenty




5.Mary Kate & Ashley

6.Kelis



7.Katy Perry

8.Lauren Conrad&Friends

9.Gossip Girl's Leighton& Taylor With Crew.

20 Favorite Movies part2

1.Legally Blonde
2.The Tenth Circle
3.Cinderella
4.Friday
5.Joy Luck Club
6.500 Days of Summer(i haven't seen it but i have a feeling)
7.Twilight:New Moon(its not out yet, but i have a feeling)
8.One Hour Photo
9.Scream
10.Carmen
11.Final Destination
12.The Neverending Story
13.Sparkle
14.The Prince of Egypt
15.The Craft
16.Breakfast Club
17.Thirteen
18.Can't Hardly Wait
19.She's All That
20.10 Things I Hate About You

25 Top Cool (Girl) Names To Have?

you know people who have like naturally cool names?
not the typical name..or not so typical?
well i made a list..
for no reason at all...
lets begin

1.Chanel(fashion)
2.Zoë(its like most people with this name are naturally cool?)
3.Karma
4.Aja
5.Nevaeh(heaven backwards)
6.Chloe/Khloe
7.Bella(ok Twi-hards)
8.Giselle(fashion model)
9.London
10.Virgo
11.Isyss/Isis
12.Milan
13.Laurent
14.Indigo
15.Jayden(kind of a porn name but anyways)
16.Arden
17.Lola
18.Jai
19.Bjorn
20.Miele
21.Aaliyah
22.Gia
23.India
24.Apple (yes, I know,but some celebrity has named their child this,so its cool now)
25.Yahara

Summit Entertainment..You Dropped The Ball With This One

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

Summit Entertainment announced the replacement of “Twilight Saga” star Rachelle Lefevre in the series’ third film, “Eclipse,” on Tuesday night – and fans weren’t the only ones surprised by the news — Rachelle was shocked as well!

“I was stunned by Summit’s decision to recast the role of Victoria for ‘Eclipse,’” Rachelle said in a statement to Access Hollywood.

On Tuesday, Summit announced that Bryce Dallas Howard would be taking on the role in “Eclipse,” due in May 2010.

“I was fully committed to the ‘Twilight’ saga, and to the portrayal of Victoria,” Rachelle continued, explaining the turn of events that led to the casting change. “I turned down several other film opportunities and, in accordance with my contractual rights, accepted only roles that would involve very short shooting schedules. My commitment to ‘Barney’s Version’ is only ten days. Summit picked up my option for ‘Eclipse.’ Although the production schedule for ‘Eclipse’ is over three months long, Summit said they had a conflict during those ten days and would not accommodate me. Given the length of filming for ‘Eclipse,’ never did I fathom I would lose the role over a 10 day overlap. I was happy with my contract with Summit and was fully prepared to continue to honor it. Summit chose simply to recast the part.”

The star concluded her statement with a regretful tone.

“I am greatly saddened that I will not get to complete my portrayal of Victoria for the ‘Twilight’ audience. This is a story, a theatrical journey and a character that I truly love and about which I am very passionate. I will be forever grateful to the fan support and loyalty I’ve received since being cast for this role, and I am hurt deeply by Summit’s surprising decision to move on without me. I wish the cast and crew of ‘Eclipse’ only the very best,” she said.

Rachelle will appear in the series’ next film, “New Moon,” due Nov. 20.

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wtf?Summit?? this is not a television series??you can't just fire a main character and expect no one to notice??? I mean you didn't even tell her,she had to find out via the INTERNET?if you wanted to do her justice you could have just killed off her character(but obviously her character must be important if she lasts through 3 sequels....--I wouldn't know I won't read New Moon until it comes out in theaters)...I was so proud of them casting actors who deserved a chance instead of every celebs name we already knew..I was disappointed to know that Dakota Fanning was cast in New Moon..not because I don't like Dakota, but the fact she is Dakota Fanning and already has a name..I mean they already fired the director of the original movie,but now this?

Lets go back to letting people who didn't have a chance because they didnt know someone but because they were actually talented enough to get a role...hopefully this will be a boost to Lefevre's career..

if you want call SUMMIT ENT to complain,
(310) 309-8400

here's the number

I'm Only Slightly Ashamed...

did you know that I was OBSSESSED...with Twilight?
well now you do...
and I mean obsessed...but not like psycho obsessed..there are no Twilight tattoos on me
(but I did think about it, I won't front)

117 days left until New Moon...

11.20.09
I will not read the book until then(because I'll sit and compare the whole damn movie)..
and
I want shock and surprise...